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Jokes and Cartoons
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Written by Administrator
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Nov 03, 2007 at 10:22 AM |
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I'm not too sure how many of you have visited the gallery, but it's actually one of the more powerful features of LifeQuest Online. You can create your own album, and upload files, and you can bundle pictures together and download a bunch of them together in one mass. You can upload images, music, movies, and they will be viewable online. In fact, that is where the sermons live, and are streamed from. 
One of my photos... not that I'm showing off or anything. Also, the forum has the capability to link your gallery to your user profile, so that any member of the forum can look up your stuff, if you so desire, AND you can use the gallery to directly insert pictures into your forum posts. Did I mention you can also set who can and who can't see your pictures? Yeah, it's pretty powerful, and I think everyone should check it out. You can find it via the Gallery link on both the main page and in the forum! Write Comment (0 comments) |
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Last Updated ( Nov 03, 2007 at 10:27 AM )
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Written by Roy Lewis
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Aug 12, 2007 at 01:00 PM |
 Courtesy of: http://www.xkcd.com This is far too accurate for me... Have a good week! Write Comment (1 comments) |
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Last Updated ( Oct 03, 2007 at 02:57 PM )
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Written by Administrator
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May 31, 2007 at 01:39 PM |
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I'm aware that's not from last Saturday. Afterall,... last Saturday we got out much LATER than that! Write Comment (0 comments) |
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Last Updated ( Jun 04, 2007 at 03:10 AM )
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Written by Administrator
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May 31, 2007 at 12:36 AM |
POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long-term team players needed for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24-hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in faraway cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets, and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars, and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute and an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap plastic toys and battery-operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
If you are lucky, you may be promoted to the position of Grandparent. Of course, you must still retain and fulfill all the responsibilities of Parent while assuming the new title and job responsibilities of Grandparent.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required, unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays, and no stock options are offered, this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.Write Comment (0 comments) |
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Last Updated ( Dec 31, 1969 at 07:00 PM )
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Written by Administrator
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May 28, 2007 at 01:45 PM |
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Yep, the sermon section is now online, as it were. Unfortunately, I still have to find a way to make the process of posting them more straight forward, but that can be tweaked over time. In the mean time, check out "Sermons Online " on the menu there, and listen as Bruce loudly demands Greek Salad. Write Comment (0 comments) |
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Last Updated ( May 28, 2007 at 02:21 PM )
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